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In 2010 I ran an unsuccessful campaign for the United States Congress, but I'm still posting blogs that I believe express an opinion that most other people miss, and that I also believe can make America great again and cast off the yoke of liberal/progressive control that is currently in place.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Helping Christmas Deniers Think Right About Christmas Trees

If a Christmas denier suggests that it's not a Christmas Tree, ask them these questions:
Is it a December Tree?  No.
Is it a Winter Tree?  No.
Is it a Chanukah Tree?  No.
Is it a Nativity Tree?  No.
Is it a New Year Tree?  No.
Is it an Islam Tree?  No.
Is it a Kwanzaa Tree?  No.
Is it a Fourth Quarter Tree?  No.
It's a Christmas Tree, and has been called such for decades.

If the Christmas denier insists it's a Holiday Tree, ask these questions:
What is the federal holiday the tree represents:
Chanukah?  No.
Buddhism? No.
Year's end?  No.
Winter?  No.
Time change?  No.
December?  No.
Kwanzaa?  No.
The federal holiday it represents is Christmas, and has for a very long time.