Statement from the Candidate

In 2010 I ran an unsuccessful campaign for the United States Congress, but I'm still posting blogs that I believe express an opinion that most other people miss, and that I also believe can make America great again and cast off the yoke of liberal/progressive control that is currently in place.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

"657 New Islands Discovered Worldwide"

According to scientists, 657 new islands have recently been discovered worldwide. This of course means that our prescient president was correct when he declared at his election that the oceans would fall and the earth would heal with him in charge. And he may be too modest to take credit for also halting global warming, but we know there is no such thing happening, so our Barry must also have caused this miracle to occur.

So now will he take credit for lowering the oceans and halting global warming and go away and leave us alone? Not likely. America still has a trace of an economy left and a few people are still employed, so he'll stick around and destroy what's left of the remainder of our prosperity first. Let's just hope that we can vote this immoral fool out of office before he completely destroys this great nation.