Statement from the Candidate

In 2010 I ran an unsuccessful campaign for the United States Congress, but I'm still posting blogs that I believe express an opinion that most other people miss, and that I also believe can make America great again and cast off the yoke of liberal/progressive control that is currently in place.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Definitive Proof Of Warming/Change: No Sun Spots On The Sun

Scientists tell us that a lack of Solar activity (ie: a spotless, blank Sun for a record number of days, the third weakest Sun since 1755) for the last two weeks has been noted, so get ready for a warming/change onslaught about the end of life as we know it. Who could have predicted that carbon fuel usage on earth could kill the Sun? I guess this proves that the end-of-the-world gang was right.

But wait, if the Sun is weaker, then how can the earth be getting warmer and approaching the devastating temperature increase of one-half of a degree in 50 years? Oh, my God! This is true devastation!

And this could all have been prevented if our great-great Grandparents had possessed the wisdom to shun their SUVs in 1810 and taken the subway to the corn fields and the barnyard.