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In 2010 I ran an unsuccessful campaign for the United States Congress, but I'm still posting blogs that I believe express an opinion that most other people miss, and that I also believe can make America great again and cast off the yoke of liberal/progressive control that is currently in place.

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

The Political Left Is Oh, So Sophisticated With Their Darling Vaccinations

 Gee, I wish I was sophisticated like Obama’s birthday party invitees. They’re all vaccinated and cool as hell, don’t you know.

But, as the also sophisticated Anthony Fauci once told us unsophisticated boobs out here in unsophisticated America, even if we get the vaccination we will still have to spend our lives with a mask plastered all over our faces, unlike the cool set at Barry’s party who are allowed to fly to Martha’s Vineyard sans masks, using their private aircraft and being chauffeured to Barry’s sophisticated seafront mansion in a sophisticated limo.

After all, masks just get in the way of sophisticated guests when they need to run a line of coke, and it’s hard to stick your sophisticated, holier-than-thou nose in the air if it has a cloth mask strung over it. Not cool. Not very sophisticated.

On the other hand, unsophisticated average Americans are ordered to wear masks wherever they go, whether they fly commercial, go by bus or drive themselves in their unsophisticated 15-year old Chevrolet. If they want to live even the slightest suggestion of a real life and exercise the slightest piece of constitutional freedom, average Americans will have to strap that worthless piece of cloth over their noses and hook the elastic straps over their ears, and only then will the Democrat/sophisticated class allow the lesser classes out of their unsophisticated houses to mix with other equally masked hombres outside.

Oh, if only we could all only be sophisticated like Barry and his fancy friends.