The Obama administrations believes that the way to get terrorists to stop be-heading and burning people is to find them jobs. So, in an effort to get jobs for these unfortunate and deserving “folks”, as Obama loves to call them, I’d like to help the White House with their PR task in this regard. Maybe they could use one of these ads in order to attract the targeted murderers:
HELP WANTED – TERRORIST
NON-TERRORISTS NEED NOT APPLY
SEND ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR TERRORISTS
BEHEADING EXPERIENCE REQUIRED, BARBEQUE EXPERIENCE PREFERRED
To help our president we all must assist getting America back to full employment (in addition to the five million illegal work permits Obama has issued under the table to illegal aliens, so a few hundred-thousand additional terrorists on the national payroll couldn’t hurt). Perhaps if some of the domestic work force currently unemployed under Obama’s dictatorial, unconstitutional rule, would begin beheading Christians, Obama could find them jobs, too. But all patriotic, working, tax-paying citizens are treated like the real enemy by Obama: they are mocked, called bigots, haters, selfish and are taxed nearly to death. So it’s eye-opening to see what Obama’s attitude is toward those who voted for him and the tax-payers who provide him with a 747 with which he can golf constantly.
So let’s all get behind our young president and help him get full employment for ISIS terrorists. But maybe if Obama hadn’t withdrawn from Iraq so quickly some of the terrorists would have found employment there. On the other hand, terrorists have a pretty good gig as it is: millions of dollars a day in revenue from captured oil fields; billions of dollars from captured banks. These are examples of jobs that Obama allowed to fall into terrorist hands.
It may be true, as the State Department’s Marie Harf recently said, that we can’t kill all of the terrorists (so we must give them jobs instead), but it would be fun trying.
The bottom line is that the terrorists are killing because they are evil people, and Obama is lying to us because he’s an evil man. God help this great nation with this fool man as commander-in-chief!