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In 2010 I ran an unsuccessful campaign for the United States Congress, but I'm still posting blogs that I believe express an opinion that most other people miss, and that I also believe can make America great again and cast off the yoke of liberal/progressive control that is currently in place.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Poor Hillary: All That Aircraft And Nowhere To Go

The money- and status-crazed Hillary Clinton has lusted all her life to be a member of the jet set, and now that her campaign has leased her a jet of her own, she’s too sick to use it.

But Bill, always the trooper, is reported to have volunteered to use the jet to campaign in Hillary’s absence until she gets better. So now Bill has had his own prayers answered: He has his own Lolita Express all to himself and should remain busy polluting the earth’s atmosphere flying around doing who-knows-what until Hillary puts a stop to it.

Hillary’s lying and her attempts to cover up her ailments, not to mention her email cover-ups and her national security violations cover-ups, are causing her irreparable damage in the political poling, so she would be well advised to stop laying in bed and get back to lying to the American people, and take that jet back from Bill.