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In 2010 I ran an unsuccessful campaign for the United States Congress, but I'm still posting blogs that I believe express an opinion that most other people miss, and that I also believe can make America great again and cast off the yoke of liberal/progressive control that is currently in place.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Why Does Joe Biden Always….

Why does Joe Biden always squint his eyes when he speaks to audiences? Do his eyes hurt? Is he near-sighted? Does this action indicate senility? Is this just a reaction to difficulty with his hearing? Or is squinting just his way of indicating sincerity and intensity? No matter what the reason, he needs to stop it, because it makes him look silly.

Why does Joe Biden over-act and over-react when things happen to him? There were many times when he over-reacted to something Barack Obama said or did that made him look odd and out-of-control for a period of time.

Why does Joe Biden always say “man” at the end of sentences, as in “I’m a serious candidate, man”. Does he not realize how falsely hip and at the same time out-of-date that this mode of speaking makes him sound?

Why does Joe Biden so often become personal, phony, confidential and hands-on with black people? He always calls blacks “man” and performs the 1970s multiple-soul handshakes with them that reminds one of some of the lesser television programs of past decades. And how about using the word “bro” as a greeting? It’s as though Biden learned how to show pretend respect to blacks in the 1970s by seeming to undermine his own superior social standing, and he never learned to accept that blacks are now fully up-to-speed on equality, but old Joe is lagging in this area a bit.

Why does Joe Biden say “think about it” all the time? It’s probably because he’s such a slow thinker and so dumb that his handlers have to tell him to “think about it” every time he comes up with an inappropriate idea, so he feels he has to tell everyone else to “think about it” as a normal response to their ideas, even though the average person thinks very well for themselves without having to be told to.

Old Lunch Bucket Joe is a fool who has become wealthy on a government salary, and he served faithfully during the eight years of the corrupt, America-hating, Obama administration, so I suppose we can excuse this go-along-to-get-along man from any culpability in the many crimes of the Obama era. And anyone who believes that Biden requested that Obama NOT endorse his candidacy is only fooling himself.