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In 2010 I ran an unsuccessful campaign for the United States Congress, but I'm still posting blogs that I believe express an opinion that most other people miss, and that I also believe can make America great again and cast off the yoke of liberal/progressive control that is currently in place.

Monday, March 15, 2021

F.E.M.A. Responds To A Border Disaster Named “Biden”

 Every disaster that FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) responds to gets a name, and the disaster now getting named at our southern border is called “Joey“, as in Joey Biden. This disaster at our border is/was caused solely by our idiot president and his immediate impulse to undo anything that Donald Trump did, and in this case he has disrupted the entire Trump policy that had stopped witnessing children crossing the border with no place to go, except to join a slaver who was collecting children for who-knows-what evil purpose; Trump had put a halt to adults from Central America taking the long dangerous trek to the American border, which was even more dangerous for the women traveling that distance; Trump had seen the harboring of people intent on illegally entering America by having them pause in Mexico until they could be efficiently brought into America for processing and checking their record; and Trump had nearly completed a lengthy wall that would prevent people with diseases or terrorists transporting nuclear devices from getting into one of our border states. But none of these important and well-functioning Trump policies were good enough for our Joey, he had to undo them with no plan at all as to what to do when tens of thousands of adults and children massively crossed the order into America, after he announced to the world that our border would become open as soon as he took office.

The entire disaster unfolding at the border was caused solely by Joey Biden and his stupid, thoughtless, unplanned policies to counter Donald Trump at every turn. But I doubt Joey is bright enough to realize the chain of unfortunate events he has unleashed, and I can assure you his White House staff will not inform him of the number of people, both foreign and American, he has hurt with his orders. But Joey is undoubtedly pleased with himself because he’s taken executive initiative and shown Donald Trump how to be president and make decisions.

It may be a little too soon, and the definition of the disaster may be a bit stretched at this early date, but FEMA may also be needed to provide assistance for the people who became jobless when the fool Joey halted the Keystone pipeline; and the futures of many young women sports competitors may be destroyed now that the feeble-minded Joey issued an executive order stating that women must allow biological males to compete with them in sporting events, which may cause an end to many girls’ career plans, including a college education financed by a sports scholarship or winning medals in future Olympics games.

The far left, radical, Joey has laid down a scorched-earth path of disaster across the fabric of America with his ultra-left ideas and his inundation of executive orders. But one would be remiss if we didn’t also thank Prez Joey for making our national Capitol city look like a 1950s East Germany ar zone on a very bad day, with its concertina wire, its armed guards and boarded windows on former store fronts.

How can our beloved Joey do more harm than he’s already done, you might ask. Well the Houses bill H.R. 1 is a good start. It proposes making elections federal issues, and as such it has provisions so that fraudulent voting will be done under federal control, meaning Democrat bureaucrats will be overseeing all elections, and further assuring that vote fraud will be part and parcel to each and every election held in the future. And the nasty deeds that Joey and his Democrats have already committed as described in this opinion piece, will be common practice into our forever future, because as soon as Democrats oversee elections and are able to decide what is fraud and what is not, Republicans will never again gain political power and be able to correct all of the stupidity that Democrats do when they are in power.

And one would be doubly remiss not to note that last Thursday night our Joey claimed credit for developing and distributing the covid vaccine, while Joey himself and millions of other American citizens, got their vaccination shots under the Trump administration, after a nine month series of pushes and prods by President Trump trying to get the pharmaceutical industry to develop and distribute the vaccine to Americans. But the addle-headed Joey thinks he did all of the work getting a vaccine to market.

The only thing Joey Biden has done since he fraudulently gained the White House is stumble, stammer and stare ahead blankly, trying to develop a thought, and then walk swiftly and stiffly away like the old man he is, and we can expect more of the same from him for the three and a half years he has left in the Oval Office, which will require FEMA to work overtime trying to repair his disasters that have yet to surface.

May God have mercy on America, because we’re going to need it.