Friday, November 4, 2016
Our Periodic President
You can keep your plan, period.
You can keep your doctor, period.
You’ll save $2500 a year on healthcare, period.
Obama drew a red line in the Syrian sand, period.
Obama didn’t know that Hillary was using a private email system, period.
We’ve won the war in Iraq and now we’re leaving, period.
We’ve contained ISIS, period.
We’re experiencing a strong economic recovery, period.
Our borders are secure, period.
Guns kill people, period.
I have no plan to disarm Americans, period.
There is no voter fraud, period.
There is no radical Islamic terrorism, period.
The rich aren’t paying their fair share of taxes, period.
Obamacare is working exactly as it was designed, period.
Michelle Obama has never heard men use bad language like Donald Trump does, period. Well, except to the rappers she invited to the White House who rap about their hos and bitches and killing police officers.
Hillary is the most qualified presidential candidate, period.
(Note: the first three items above are quotes from Obama. The “period” references for all of the others are literary license on this writer’s part and not a quote from Obama)
Posted by Dave King at 6:41 AM