Dear Mr. President,
Thank you for taking the liberal slings and arrows from the big-government Democrats, shrugging each of their attacks with humor and good cheer.
Thank you for moving promptly upon taking office, with your Supreme Court appointment, your promised regulations reduction and your new tax bill, while all the time being criticized and lied about by Democrats with their claims that you were destroying America.
Thank you for proceeding without pause while the crooked Democrats and the press attack you and call you a racist.
Thank you for putting your wife and family at verbal risk from a mean and nasty press, and we thank your family for taking the inevitable abuse they got for your being elected President, and for keeping their heads held high.
Thank you for sternly standing up to North Korea and forcing Dictator Little-Button, whom the Clinton and Obama administrations encouraged and awarded each time he misbehaved, to back down and halt his threat to nuke America.
Thank you for ignoring the leftist and ridiculous demands of the Congressional Black Caucus and instead working for the Americans that voted for you.
Thank you for aggressively attacking ISIS and halting the spread of this evil vermin.
Thank you for restoring good relations with Israel, our only friend in the Middle East.
Thank you for taking on the galley of rogues called the United Nations for their anti-American positions on everything.
And thanks for being a stable genius.